LG VX-8100
Please support me!! Verizon Sleep In...
Ok im sleeping infront of the verizon store untill they give me another 8100.I had one two days ago and some bum hater stole it from me right in front of the store. Then I got kicked by one of the fat verizon reps that sit on there fat ass and tell people how you cant upgrade yet, you havent had your old outdated phone long enough..That burns me to no end...Never ever sign up for 2 years. I allways just sign a one year deal so i can geta new phone each year. ok camping out right now till the end!!!!!!!!!
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Would you like to drop off a teddy bear and a Star Wars sleeping bag so you can be comfy while you wait? 😁
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In the wee hours of the morning, a large black sedan with tinted windows will screech up in front of the store and almost run you over....you'll cower in your sleeping bag as a strange looking man in a black suit and dark glasses jumps out of the car, pops the trunk, and removes a big box marked "this box contains a bunch of 8100's, literature, accessories, dummy phones, and everything else - top secret". He'll toss the box in front of the store nearly clobbering you into unconciousness.....he'll speed off and you'll see his license plates....they'll read "VZW MIB" and that'll be it. No one will believe you....
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