CUP
The phone has to be on the acct a year before eligibility! CHECK THE DATE IN SIEBEL BEFORE YOU TELL A CUSTOMER TO COME IN STORE AND GET A DISCOUNT BECAUSE THEY WON'T IF IT HASN'T BEEN A YEAR!
Speedywalk
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
SST DO YOUR JOB!!!
My favorite is REPs who "don't have access to that information" they must think we are stupid, the only thing we have that they don't is seibel.
I guess ownership is not one of SST resolutions factors. I think a CARE REP should get $1.00 everytime he/she has to take a call from an SST that could have finished the job themselves.
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So this is MY fault?
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Say What!?!?!
Gratification: Customer called in with physical damage on his fon, LCD was shattered, he garrenteed that he would not be charged for physical damage, i said he would, he BET me his pay check that he wouldn't, so being the sporting person i am, i exchanged his fon. 1 month later to the day he called back screaming his head off about the charge, i was fortunate enough to get him, i reminded him about his bet. I h...
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unobservant?
for instance, one thing that customers have to do for warranty exchanges is to read certain information from the label inside the device underneath the battery. now, if you say, "please read me all the numbers you see on that label inside the phone," then the majority of the time, they usually leave out one to three things, including some of the information we need. and while sometimes, it is no doubt due to poor eyesight, a lot of the time, it is just a matter of the customer overlooking it, because if you...
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Clocking in
IT will never end
The Pi**ing contest that is ' Leave My S*** Alone'
I would just like to lodge my official protest to the thread 'Leave My S*** Alone', originally posted by rep1of2000 (thanks, buddy), which has now turned into the new feeding frenzy of the irritated and the petty. If there is a way to remove the thread, such to ward away anymore ridiculously inane (and I know these threads are usually inane, but jebus...)3-sentence jabs, stick-throwing, and "Oh yeah? OH YEAH!?!'s", I would certainly like to see it done.
Regards,
Eloi in the far Future
Cleaning up after themselves
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stupid...
Creeps, Wierdos, Perverts and Abusive Customers
1) Kids call in, pretending to be the police, start screaming and screaming at me because they couldnt vid an account, claiming the deceased accountholder wanted them to have the phone. Kids obviously stole the phone, but did manage to keep me entertained for about 20 minutes trying to vid the account.
2) Guy calls in, account pops on call display, but only hear heavy berathing and then it drops. I read the account notes, the guy has called in practically every hour on the hour for the last 2 months. The accountholder claims her son is "definately not calling our customer care line from her phone to harass reps" according to notes. Out of spite, I blocked out...
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leave my S*** alone
Putting the "O" in No
Basically what it boils down to as stated in a study based on why so many people have cell phones is that it makes undereducated people feel more self importance.
For instance, remember when the first cordless models came out and everything felt the need to call you while doing no. 2 and tell you that they are using the bathroom.
Because they are on the fon taking a crap it's a form of social standing. Talking about "baby daddy" and picking up some tampoons at the "Walmart" checkout line loud enough for everyone to hear makes that individual feel more advanced. What's even scarier is if you listen in generally the conversations go like this "What are you doin...
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Curses!!!
NOTHING IS FREE
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Cingular Reps: Good vs Evil...
Some have argued because of the complaints filled with the FCC, some because of the reps being negative, etc...
Some reps try to backup Cingular with the use of rollover and because of the improved GSM coverage, etc...
I for one have shown myself to be on the company's side, though I do disagree with some of their "protocols."
Customers out there will have their needs and wants. I have seen many customers that could use the Rollover, some that don't. Some that really need a lot of daytime but don't wish to pay more then what they are paying now.
Many customers, many needs. Can Cingular fulfill them all, no, can any other company, no.
In conclusion, sto...
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What is your dream job(other than working in ths pit)