Anyone here? 🙂

who's left here tonight? 🙂

is everybody working wasy to hard to try and talk today 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

anyone out here? 🙂

hahahaha wheeeeee!!!!!! i just had a caller disupting his contract end date for march 2006, he has cancelled and ported to verizon and got charged the ETF, he said that his contract was over in 2003 ..... but ..... in march of 2004 he accepted a schwack load of promos and agreed to a new contract through the IVR and i got to tell him all this, it made my day, and he tried to argue that cingular didn't honor his contract and the service dropped since the merger ...blah blah blah ... too bad the merge has squat to do with his coverage!!! i think that made my day!! .... just wanted to share this with y'all!! 🤣

I am engaged! I love this guy a lot and want to spend the rest of my life being as blessed as I am now. 🙂

yeah! i'm in tdma and dont know what seible support is .... can someone explain?

I miss all my Convergys friends, even though the job really sucked there and I had to work for Skeletor. I'm still working for AT&T/Cingular, just at another centre.

I especially miss going to amateur strip night at the Roost every Wednesday after work.

I hope to see you all soon.

Don't ya just love when someone calls you and they don't speak any language properly.
For instance:
REP: "Thank you for calling Cingular Wireless my name is Geraldo what can I help you with today!"
MushMouthCustomer: "I fiwnned my chivis choney in da moxy fo da habibs chibbleduffs?"
REP: "I'm sorry sir, my brain didn't recognize the information you have provided, could you please restate that."
MushMouthCustomer: "I flibbydahibbidah yo floppy flip no chewny my hoosha?"
REP: "Ok sir, I'd be happy to assist. you with that would you like to speak to a Spanish rep. for assist.?"
MushMouthCustomer: "I don spekada no Spainish I knee help with maw Skippydahibby Shloppy Flipply Flop!"
MushMouthCustomer: "Hew suckmaducka hashihishi somavich!"...
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It's so normal for us to show up and vent exasperatingly about customers, policies and the like that I thought it would be a pleasant change for someone to explain a good day at work. Now this only works if someone has a good day. My proposal is that someone quit, find a new job and come back to tell the rest of us what it's like on the other side in hopes that the masses will be stimulated and people worldwide will run, skip, and prance (because I know some of you like to prance...TheNoGuy) from Convergys centers. This actually is the base plan for my own world domination but, more of that later. For now I just need someone to get a better job so that we know it's possible.

Anyone here of T-Mobile offering customer no startup fees, a free flip phone and 600 minutes for $30.00?

I've been here since Sept and only have 4,200 points. All I can get is a mag subscription, pool toys or a clock. 😢 🤭

😁

Ok boys bring in the cranes...

(Construction vehicle noises are heard)

Ok now take care of those threads, break them with the ball...

(Smashing noise as wrecking ball breaks the posts)

Now rip up the ground and put new concrete in, this place is becoming a parking lot...

look... it's a dead fish.

>--()))|X>

I just dealt with the worlds most polite woman. I am astonished and astounded by her complete and udder kindness. I think I might be, confused as whether to throw-up or be happy I dealt with a polite customer?

You know, being the negative aspect of a business and having to push it all day long every day can make a person "eeeveeeelll!"(evil!)

I wonder if I said "yes" all the time would it be any different.

Would I be happy because I'm the "Yes" guy?

Is there such thing as a "yes" guy?

Hmm...pondering these very things, I wonder if I was the"yes"guy would I wear pastel colors and play tennis. Would I attend church and drive a Subaru. Would a white picket fence spring out of the ground around my house. My kids would have names like "Skippy" and "Becky". I'd probaly have a membership with the local health club. The only drugs I would take would be over the counter.....ewwww!

After visualizing all that I realize I'll stay happily sta...
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thankfully the call vol is low but when i do get a call it is horrible, this one lady called in and said she didn't agree with the charges, she had a shared acct with 3 diff lines, i needed to haev a m2m calc emailed to me and after i did that she said i didn't understand her, the cust kept on interrupting everytime i tryed to talk, i kept my cool but the interuptions kept on occuring, the cust persisted and i thought her bill didn't look right as well and that is why i did the calculations but noooooo she would not listen to me and i kept on trying to explain this to her, then she told me that i did not know how to do my job and i just took it like i good little employee should, and she asked me for my name, i told her my first name, then s...
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Gah... so bored. On hold with cingular trying to get a rep for ac ustomer. So bored... soo so bored.